he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
