Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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