ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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