I'm lost and stupid without you.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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