I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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