I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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