drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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