I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
