She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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