There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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