Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
