community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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