I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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