it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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