For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish you could order shots online.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i've created a new STD.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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