How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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