so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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