Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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