so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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