it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
should my penis look like a turkey
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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