You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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