: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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