Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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