So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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