You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
