none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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