Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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