i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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