doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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