He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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