Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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