i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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