Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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