Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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