All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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