I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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