Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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