She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am spending my child support on dildos
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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