Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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