Please, let me fuck your mom
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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