Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Small penises have feelings too.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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