O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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