You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Where is the hickey?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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