What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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