Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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