3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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