I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just want nice things and good sex
third nipple confirmed
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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