Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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