She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
