Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What a dumb baby whore.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
